Some Random Crap 2

Just like the first topic, who would win?
The PINGAS King: http://img229.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thepeniskingnv3.png
The Toaster King: http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thetoasterkinglf5.png
The Dinner King: http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thedinnerkingjh7.png
The Bird King: http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thebirdkingyq9.png
And like the first one, you must post who would win, the order the other 3 got killed and tell how you think the story goes.

Mine: Well since the Bird King is a volcano he erupts over everyone, unfortunately instead of lava, it was fully hydrating Volvic Revive. Since the other Kings were now hydrated, they killed the Bird King. The Dinner King then ate the PINGAS King because he thought he was the main course (come on, he looks like an egg). The Toaster King then got a pack of Bowser's Sourpuss Bread and used his toaster to shoot and kill the Dinner King.

Winner: The Toaster King

Order of death:
Bird
PINGAS
Dinner

XD
Mine: Well The Toaster King will be a big Idiot and throw toasters at the Birds King who would drown him in Water but then the Dinner King Pulls out the Dinner Blaster and kills the Bird King,so it's down to the Dinner King and the PINGAS King but as seen in Craaazycat's video the PINGAS King(aka: Dr. Robotnik) could easily kill the Dinner King (aka: King man) so the PINGAS King wins
Winner: the PINGAS King

Order of Death:
The Toaster King
The Birds King
The Dinner King

toaster king ftw!!!